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"Crowd-pleasing global annihilation is the goal of "2012", and darned if they don't accomplish it. A big, loud, blow you
out of your seat blockbuster. On the level of spectacle, "2012" is top-notch. It serves up slaphappy sight gags in the
midst of pulse-racing action crises, handling the threat of human extinction with just the right combination of
facetiousness and sincerity." Colin Covert STAR TRIBUNE "People talk about "formula" almost always as a pejorative, but formulas get to be formulas because they work, and there's something to be said for a formula picture done almost to perfection. Only an audience that feels invulnerable can enjoy watching on screen the wholesale destruction of its civilization and not take it as a threat. A cloud has lifted. It's safe to be happy and brainless again. "2012" may be Hollywood's first post-post-9/11 movie." Mick LaSalle SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE "Disaster movies have been popular since the cinema began, but there’s never been a disaster movie like 2012. It’s easy to scoff at the over-reliance of CGI in contemporary cinema but for a film like this it’s part and parcel of the whole, and computer generated effects have never before been used as spectacularly. You just go along and have fun. Just go for the ride. Popcorn movie par excellence." David Stratton ABC AT THE MOVIES "Step right up and prepare to be mesmerized, bowled over, and generally blown away. A movie that is guaranteed to be the last word on impending cinematic Armageddon for the foreseeable future. 2012 is material perfectly suited for the Duke of Disaster Porn, a man who’s killed more continental populations than the Black Plague and Colonialism combined. Though it won’t end up on any critic’s Top Ten lists, it’s surely better than a certain overlong epic about battle intergalactic robots." Bill Gibron POPMATTERS "Emmerich and his effects geniuses (and yes, they are geniuses) are like big, happy kids as they figure out ever more massive ways to destroy things while coming up with dozens of narrow escapes for our heroe: for what good is an escape if it's not narrow? Remarkably, "2012" doesn't even really try to be profound, which is a good thing. All it tries to do is what it knows how to do best: entertain. At that, it comes up a winner." Matt Soergel FLORIDA TIMES-UNION |
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"This is no less than the end of the world Roland Emmerich is dealing with, and he tosses into the pot so much delirious
spectacle that, yes, there are even kitchen sinks in sight. Nit-picking audience members who do not know how to suspend
disbelief and enjoy a film like "2012" needn't bother. Yes, it's silly. Yes, it's far-fetched. Yes, the characters are the
usual colorful, two-dimensional genre-movie fodder (though, it should be said, not as strictly stereotypical as the norm).
Yes, the protagonists more often than not narrowly escape harm in situations that they never could plausibly survive in the
real world. That's part of the fun." Dustin Putman THE MOVIE BOY "If I had $12 and 2½ hours to spare, hell yes I’d see Roland Emmerich’s latest, greatest disastro-ganza a second time. This may be the ultimate achievement of his career. It’s certainly hard to top.Sets a goal and slamdunks it, squeezing in so much fun that by the credits, I'd forgotten about Woody Harrelson's turn as a pickle-chomping AM radio meteorological messiah." Amy Nicholson INLAND EMPIRE WEEKLY "While the prediction of the demise of planet earth in 2012 was announced centuries ago by the Mayans and has since been considered in varying degrees by astrologists, numerologists and scientists, now Hollywood has stepped forward to toss its own scenario into the mix with Roland Emmerich's lavish doomsday thriller, "2012". Emmerich doesn't mess around when intent on messing up the world for good. But his pop apocalypse multiplying man's worst fears, always goes down easy with a side order of popcorn. Apocalypse Wow." Prairie Miller NEWSBLAZE "This is fun. 2012 delivers what it promises, and since no sentient being will buy a ticket expecting anything else, it will be, for its audiences, one of the most satisfactory films of the year. It's not so much that the Earth is destroyed, but that it's done so thoroughly. This one ends the world, stomps on it, grinds it up and spits it out." Roger Ebert CHICAGO SUN-TIMES "You’ve got to hand it to Emmerich, a showman whose passion to create spectacle recalls Griffith or DeMille. Emmerich goes all out in his pictures of doom. A deliriously ludicrous, guilty pleasure of a blockbuster in which the end of the world is turned into a two and a half hour rollercoaster ride." Mike Goodridge SCREEN INTERNATIONAL |
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John Cusack Amanda Peet Liam James Morgan Lily Tom McCarthyn Chiwetel Ejiofor Thandie Newton Oliver Platt Woody Harrelson Jimi Mistry Danny Glover Zlatko Buric Beatrice Rosen Alexandre Haussmann Philippe Haussmann Johann Urb John Billingsley Chin Han Osric Chau Chang Tseng Lisa Lu Blu Mankuma George Segal |
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Jackson Curtis Kate Curtis Noah Curtis Lilly Curtis Gordon Silberman Adrian Helmsley Laura Wilson Carl Anheuser Charlie Frost Dr Satnam Tsurutani U.S. President Yuri Karpov Tamara Alec Oleg Sasha Professor West Tenzin Nima Grandfather Sonam Grandmother Sonam Harry Helmsley Tony Delgatto |
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