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"The dialogue is stupid, the plot is stupid, and unfortunately, the stars are as brainless as their plastic counterparts.
This is girl power?" Dezhda Mountz E! ONLINE "The derivative Bratz is a great big pink marshmallow of a movie, aimed at one demographic only: tween girls into fashion and lip gloss. Anyone else, enter at your own risk." Kit Bowen HOLLYWOOD.COM "I suspect 8-year-old girls will like it just fine." Chris Hewitt ST PAUL PIONEER PRESS "Wow, is this movie mind-numblingly vapid and shrill." Christy Lemire ASSOCIATED PRESS "It's earnest, silly and sweet, with just enough food fights and musical numbers to keep everyone else from gagging on the goo." Teresa Wiltz WASHINGTON POST "The filmmakers have gone below the lowest common denominator, aiming a teenage story at 8-year-old girls. It's clunky, condescending and insulting." Rich Cline SHADOWS ON THE WALL |
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"Pumped up, prancing and glossed to within an inch of its shallow life, Bratz is everything parents have to be very afraid
of for their daughters, not in the least because tweenie girls are going to love this choreographed confection of fashion,
friendship and teenage rivalry. From the director of Raise Your Voice comes an unabashedly commercial franchise." Emma Gardiner FILMINK "The Bratz girls emerge as live-action characters in a glossy, market-driven film. something seems terribly amiss. The characters in Bratz, however, present the singularly jarring spectacle of adult actors behaving like young girls while dressed like women on the prowl." Jim Schembri THE AGE "Just when you think the agony has subsided and the kids have to go home for supper, a freakin' music video breaks out." Scott Weinberg CINEMATICAL "Despite looking like they're old enough to vote, they play girls in their first year of high school who have wardrobes larger than most suburban homes. By the time they're 16, they're driving classic sports cars to school because, as this film suggests, you're only as good as you look. What makes this even more uncomfortable is that the makers of the film have tried to hide the true nature of the Bratz brand with themes of female empowerment. The Bratz are four best friends who also happen to be outrageous racial stereotypes." Rodney Chester THE COURIER MAIL "The whole thing reeks of loopy desperation, with only newcomer Logan Browning coming away unscathed as an all-singing, all-dancing Tracy Flick, while the usual empowering messages are muddied by the need to crowbar in the Bratz’ passion for fashion. And yes, that is Jon Voight lurking wretchedly in the background as the school principal." EMPIREONLINE |
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Logan Browning Janel Parrish Nathalia Ramos Skyler Shaye Chelsea Staub Jon Voight Emily Everhard Anneliese van der Pol Malese Jow Ian Nelson Stephen Lunsford Lainie Kazan William May Chet Hanks Carl Rux Kim Morgan Greene Constance Hsu Tami-Adrian George Kadeem Hardison Sasha Cohen Sean Patrick McNamara Lee Reherman |
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Sasha Jade Yasmin Cloe Meredith Principal Dimly Cherish Dimly Avery Quinn Dylan Cameron Bubbie Manny Dexter Mr Whitman/DJ Wax Katie (Cloe’s Mom) Julie (Jade’s Mom) Allison (Sasha’s Mom) Sasha’s Dad Bethany Tom McShavie Vice Principal Sludge |