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"Just like every other Seagal movie, only louder and without that silly ponytail." John Monaghan DETROIT FREE PRESS "Divertingly ridiculous, headbangingly noisy." Geoff Pevere TORONTO STAR "Has nothing good to speak about other than the fact that it is relatively short, tries its best to hide the fact that Seagal's overweight and out of shape." David Perry CINEMA-SCENE.COM "Hip-hop prison thriller of stupefying absurdity." Michael Wilmington CHICAGO TRIBUNE "This is so bad." Richard Roeper EBERT & ROEPER |
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"Here, common sense flies out the window, along with the hail of bullets, none of which
ever seem to hit Sascha." Michael O'Sullivan WASHINGTON POST "Wildly incompetent but brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal pessimists: Totally Past His Prime." Wesley Morris BOSTON GLOBE "After several scenes of this tacky nonsense, you'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions, especially because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget." Elvis Mitchell NEW YORK TIMES "This is an action movie with an action icon who's been all but decommissioned." Glenn Lovell SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS "About as weak a movie as can be made without actively trying." Mick LaSalle SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE |
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Steven Seagal Morris Chestnut Ja Rule Nia Peeples Kurupt Tony Plana Michael Taliferro Matt Battaglia Richard Bremmer Stephen J. Cannell Claudia Christian Yasmina Filali-Bohnen Hannes Jaenicke Mo'Nique Imes-Jackson Jed Sutton Linda Thorson Bruce Weitz Eva-Maria Schönecker Don Michael Paul Michael McGrady |
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Sascha Petrosevitch Donny Nick Frazier 49er Six Twitch El Fuego Little Joe 49er Three Sonny Eckvall Hubbard EZ Williams Sophia Agent Hartmann Twitch's Girl Air 49er Justice Jane McPherson Lester The Priest SWAT Captain Bad Ass Guard |