What The Critics Say
"Just like every other Seagal movie, only louder and without that silly ponytail."
John Monaghan DETROIT FREE PRESS
"Divertingly ridiculous, headbangingly noisy."
Geoff Pevere TORONTO STAR
"Has nothing good to speak about other than the fact that it is relatively short, tries its best to hide the fact that Seagal's overweight and out of shape."
David Perry CINEMA-SCENE.COM
"Hip-hop prison thriller of stupefying absurdity."
Michael Wilmington CHICAGO TRIBUNE
"This is so bad."
Richard Roeper EBERT & ROEPER
"Here, common sense flies out the window, along with the hail of bullets, none of which ever seem to hit Sascha."
Michael O'Sullivan WASHINGTON POST
"Wildly incompetent but brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal pessimists: Totally Past His Prime."
Wesley Morris BOSTON GLOBE
"After several scenes of this tacky nonsense, you'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions, especially because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget."
Elvis Mitchell NEW YORK TIMES
"This is an action movie with an action icon who's been all but decommissioned."
Glenn Lovell SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS
"About as weak a movie as can be made without actively trying."
Mick LaSalle SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE
The Story
Sascha Petrosevitch [Steven Segal] goes undercover in an attempt to infiltrate a gang of car thieves. Having worked hard to win the trust of Nick Frazier[Ja Rule] his cover is nearly blown when the guys walk into an FBI raid. Sascha takes a couple of bullets for his buddy and dies. He flatlines it for twenty two minutes before he is revived. Wanting to maintain his cover and stay on the trail of the man who had his wife killed, Sascha reunites with Nick some eight months later when they are both transfered to the new escape proof Alcatraz prison. The prison is gearing up for its first execution that of Lester [Bruce Weitz] who was involved in a hiest gone wrong. Not just any hiest but one that involved $US200 million in gold bullion. While the new Alcatraz may be escape proof, it doesn't mean that someone smart can't break into the prison. It seems there are those who would love to get their hands on both Lester and his gold. All hell is about to break loose.
The Verdict
"At a time when there are so many good movies to see there is little indeed to justify seeing "Half Past Dead" unless you are a big Steven Seagal fan. Only 'just' entertaining there is little to shout about here but you will be after leaving the theatre. Boy is this loud! Leave this for the Segals fans who don't care that all there is to "Half Past Dead" is a thin storyline, a bloody loud soundtrack, millions of bullets that miss at point blank range and a fat, podgey man with a bandanna trying to look hip, but failing miserably. Only high spot is the fun derived from watching Nia Peeples in action. Now there's one bad-ass, kick-ass bitch who is great to watch. Overall the verdict is to give this a big miss. It will be out on video/DVD soon enough."
The Cast & Crew
Steven Seagal
Morris Chestnut
Ja Rule
Nia Peeples
Kurupt
Tony Plana
Michael Taliferro
Matt Battaglia
Richard Bremmer
Stephen J. Cannell
Claudia Christian
Yasmina Filali-Bohnen
Hannes Jaenicke
Mo'Nique Imes-Jackson
Jed Sutton
Linda Thorson
Bruce Weitz
Eva-Maria Schönecker
Don Michael Paul
Michael McGrady
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Sascha Petrosevitch
Donny
Nick Frazier
49er Six
Twitch
El Fuego
Little Joe
49er Three
Sonny Eckvall
Hubbard
EZ Williams
Sophia
Agent Hartmann
Twitch's Girl
Air 49er
Justice Jane McPherson
Lester
The Priest
SWAT Captain
Bad Ass Guard
Directed by Don Michael Paul
Written by Don Michael Paul
Original Music by Tyler Bates & Ken Jordan
Cinematography by Michael Slovis
Film Editing by Vanick Moradian
Casting by Jeff Gerrard
Production Design by Albrecht Konrad
Art Direction by Andreas Olshausen
Set Decoration by Ernestine Hipper
Costume Design by Barbara Jäger
Key Makeup Artist Michelle Werner
Rated M15+ [AUST]
Run Time 98 minutes
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