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"If you hope to see lots of nubile young girls flashing their boobs and even more of them gruesomely eaten alive while the
local authorities try to think of a way to save them, then Piranha 3D is bang on the money and unashamedly so. Take a look
at the Piranha 3D poster or watch the trailer online. You’ll know by the end if you want to see it and if you do, then
you’ll have a blast." Mike Barnard FUTURE MOVIES UK "So good-natured in its approach to trashy entertainment that it's hard to resist the ride. Provided you're not too busy vomiting in the aisles." Geoff Berkshire METROMIX "The new Piranha 3D lived down to my absolute lowest expectations and I say that with nothing but gleeful affection." Beth Accomando KPBS "Delivers exactly what you'd expect: gushers of blood, ripped flesh by the kilo, and acres of bare booty and boobs (some of them real)." Kurt Loder MTV "Piranha 3D goes for the jugular. And generally misses, but generally in an amusing way." Roger Moore ORLANDO SENTINEL "It's hard to imagine how scenes of mass dismemberment set during a wet T-shirt contest could be staged any better." Owen Gleiberman ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY "Do you want to see often-naked spring breakers being eaten alive by flesh-eating fish, with body parts floating directly toward your face in 3D? If you answered "yes," then you are my kind of person. A gory, self-aware joyride that is insane in all the right ways." Mike McGranaghan AISLE SEAT |
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"This campy B-flick is the best offering from the tongue-in-cheek genre since Snakes on a Plane, another gratuitous gore
fest with a good sense of humor. First of all, understand that this film’s rating is well-earned, being laced with lots of
sex, vivisection and eroticized violence. Beware, Hell hath no fury like a school of hungry, teen-eating piranhas!" Kam Williams THE LOOP 21 "80,000 gallons of fake blood, extreme violence, gore, terribly cheesy dialogue, legit scares, high tension, porn stars and a wet T-shirt contest all in 3D. Are you sold yet?" Kevin McCarthy BDK REVIEWS "Aja rejects the victim mentality of horror for the past ten years and crafts a legit throwback to the classic slasher doubling as Morality Play. Well done." Jimmy O FILM SNOBS "Not for the squeamish or faint-hearted, it's sicko scary, spewing gallons-upon-gallons of R-rated graphic bloody gore. Not surprisingly, a succulent sequel is in the works. Christopher Lloyd does a cleverly crazed cameo as a marine-life expert assessing piranha risk and Ving Rhames scores as a tough deputy." Susan Granger SGS "Somehow, Aja manages to turn this ugly beast into a beautifully choreographed 3D tone poem about lust, sex, death, and mayhem. An awe-inspiring, stomach-churning journey into blood, gore, and boobs directed by one of France's most talented horror auteurs, Alexandre Aja. 'Piranha 3D,' a suspenseful, successful chomp romp." Tirdad Derakhshani PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER "Piranha was a cheeky, well-written rip-off of Jaws but Alexandre Aja’s remake piles on blood letting and gratuitous nudity in the belief nothing succeeds like excess. The film delivers exactly what horror fans like and what the rest of us loftily dismiss as low-rent rubbish." DAILY EXPRESS ENTERTAINMENT |
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